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Beard Ruler T-Shirt
See how your beard measures up with our Beard-o-Meter t-shirt! Just making it to “Uncle Sam” is quite an accomplishment and only a few, rare beards can achieve “Wizard” status.
Even if you come up a little short you’ll have something to strive for — with a little hard work, some Brawn beard balm + Boss beard oil, and you’ll be hitting “Whaling Boat Captain” or “Confederate General” before you know it!
Our Beard-o-Meter beard ruler t-shirts are pre-washed and made from 100% ultra cotton.
Buy one for just $14.99 and shipping is only $3.00 via first class mail; buy two (or spend $20 or more at our online shop) and shipping is free!